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Dads and partners and kids spend anywhere from 5 to 8 minutes recognizing their favorite indispensable lady who has done stuff like feeding another human being using only her body; cleaning up actual human shit with precious little barrier between said shit and her own human hand; waited endlessly, tearfully, joyfully for another mom to give up her own baby in a selfless act most of us can’t begin to wrap our heads around and/or kept the engines of home, industry, and culture churning in ways great and small. And I haven’t even mentioned just the foyer of The Mothers’ House of Horrors like cracked and bleeding nipples or episiotomies — you know, all the stuff that should give any reasonable person an involuntary stabbing pain in his or her shame regions. — our country and government, put their money and hearts where their fake lace shitty-ass Mother’s Day cards are. You go off to have a baby, your workplace (if they’re nice) sends you some pretty flowers and maybe a baby gift. You should cover up, you shouldn’t use formula, you should nurse more, you shouldn’t nurse here at all and on and on and *ka-fucking-boom* my head just popped off.

While I don’t want to give the impression that all of us mothers get down off the cross to partake of the one strawberry you put on a plate and/or the card you grabbed at the supermarket right after you saw the Mother’s Day shelf talker and right before you picked up a six of beer, what I saying is mothers deserve more. But what is nicest of all is when our partners, families, communities, states and — heck, let’s get crazy! This also applies in restaurants, grocery stores, and as it turns out, all of life. I’ve never found a good enough reason to get rid of it. The last thing they need is a round from the You Should / You Shouldn’t chorus.

(Cartman's meltdown has attracted some very unwelcome attention.) Do you want to fuck me, Mom?!

Cartman: (sniffles) Well, no, that doesn't really have any logical sense, mommy, because I'm already being punished by not getting the i Pad... Please can we just go back and get the Toshiba Handibook? You get angry about something, you don't think, and you cause bad things to happen!

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A second later the woman shits onto the i Pad's back, and the i Pad lights up with a soft bell sound]"Ah, here she comes! Cartman: [violently shakes the table] I AM SO SICK OF THIS FUCKING SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There can't be an official police report, honey, there's not-- No-no, Carol, put down the gun, swe-sweetie, come on-- Put down the-- [gunshot] Carol? [turns his head and stares at Cartman in shock] Takayama: Welcome to S****y Sushi. Tuong Lu Kim: What's the big idea putting your Shitty Sushi right next to my S****y Wok?! I want you to go find another S****y town to open your S****y Sushi place! [Kyle refuses to show up to him] Cartman: [turns around] Alright, y'all, keep your eyes peeled and your guns ready. [turns to the boys on the ground - Clyde, Craig, and Timmy] All right patrol, you all know the drill.

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A second later the woman shits onto the i Pad's back, and the i Pad lights up with a soft bell sound]"Ah, here she comes! Cartman: [violently shakes the table] I AM SO SICK OF THIS F**CED SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There can't be an official police report, honey, there's not-- No-no, Carol, put down the gun, swe-sweetie, come on-- Put down the-- [gunshot] Carol? [turns his head and stares at Cartman in shock] Takayama: Welcome to S****y Sushi. Tuong Lu Kim: What's the big idea putting your Shitty Sushi right next to my S****y Wok?! I want you to go find another S****y town to open your S****y Sushi place! [Kyle refuses to show up to him] Cartman: [turns around] Alright, y'all, keep your eyes peeled and your guns ready. [turns to the boys on the ground - Clyde, Craig, and Timmy] All right patrol, you all know the drill.

A second later, Kyle shits into the woman's mouth violently. She is indeed the living symbol of our greatly country. And so then, it turns out that the Terminator secretly had a kid ten years ago, meaning Terminator could be his own father, and then Skeletor gets angry and wants to fight him. Carol, I would ne-- [Cartman stops texting and puts down his i Phone 4] No, I don't have a criminal record, who-- Who is Mitch Connor? [Kyle leaves again to the burger stand] I love you.

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